Biblicial UFOlogy

13 05 2009

At July’s Roswell UFO Festival, a Christian group known as “Alien Resistance” will outline its new Biblical interpretation of UFO phenomenon: that unidentified flying objects are, in fact, evil spirits from the Bible. Seriously, folks.

From a Biblical Christian perspective it becomes clear that ‘aliens’ are actually the evil spirits of the Bible,” contend the group, which will also use the symposium to deliver its message on counter-cult evangelism, creationism, and spiritual warfare.

“This idea is backed up experientially with the evidence of numerous testimonies of ‘abductees’, which show that ‘alien abduction’ experiences stop in the name and authority of Jesus Christ,” the statement continued.

“Also the sinful behaviors of the ‘aliens’ behind abductions, the false gospels and new age messages they proclaim, and their supernatural powers so very reminiscent of those described in the Bible as being had by angels, all adds up to make clear that ‘aliens’ are in fact the evil spirits of the Bible,” it said.

I am without words. There are some things you just cannot make up.

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