The 10 things I want to do this summer:
1.) Make significant progress in my ’67 SAAB restoration…
2.) Spend more time with my high school hick friends in Okeana working on diesels and ’78 Trans Ams (and a Porsche they need my help with)
3.) Have my friends over to my parents’ house and have a bonfire and drink. Heavily. My parents will be involved too! They’re cool like that…
4.) Go clubbing regularly like I have while living here at UC. Hey, Hamilton is dead in between Masque and Bronz/Dock/Adonis!!!
5.) Speaking of which: Go to Fabulous Free Fridays at Adonis to see Monica St. James
6.) See Jessica Diamon’s new titties
7.) Touch Jessica Diamon’s new titties (what? i got to touch the old ones the night before she had surgery… Wow, that sounded dirtier than I expected…)
8.) Practice my drag (my parents want to watch…) after I figure out what performaces I want to do.
9.) Get an outfit consisting of: brown cowboy boots, tight farmer’s jeans, white button-down shirt with the John Deere logo, 10 gallon hat with the International Harvester logo, big belt buckle with a Case logo, and a full gotee… (how HOT would that be?!)
10.) Meet yummy boys…