I don’t know how other people’s phone internet works, but mine isn’t that great. If you don’t have an “m.” address (thank you google, facebook, and twitter), then it doesn’t really work at all, and it’s hard to read the website.
- FMyLife.com — My coworker showed this one to me and told me that it was a supreme time waster, and boy has it turned out to be. It’s a series of little stories about how people’s lives just suck sometimes. Every one of them ends with the rejoinder: FML. Such as: “Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he’s going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. “Because you need one. FML” I think most of it is written by high schoolers, though.
- Texts From Last Night — Admit it. You do it, too, drunken text messaging. It’s a mess and it’s always a bad idea, but you do it and you wake up the next morning thinking, “G-f-d. What the hell was I thinking?” Thankfully, someone put up a website where you can post your silly text messages for all the world to judge such as: “(313): Every time there’s an awkward silence a gay baby is born.” The numbers at the beginning are the area code it comes from — and yes, there is a 513 section, as well as selections from 937, 859, and 812.