I accidentally set the schedule for this for next week; I just realized it wasn’t posted yesterday.
What kind of music does a rabbit like? Hip-Hop!
What do you call a piece of wood that’s doing nothing? Bored!
What did the salt say to the pepper? “Hey! What’s shaking?”
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing elephants!
What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? Roamin’ Catholic!
Do you want to hear a long joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.