three takes on the same story

30 07 2009

A South Carolina man has been charged with having sex with a horse — for the second time.

Joe. My. God. says: “It’s a crazy world, people.”

Cincinnati Blog says: “In a new low, the Enquirer chose this story to pick up from the AP Wire. I guess they have a large equine readership down in the Bluegrass state that would be interested.”

The horse’s owner, Barbara Kinley, via the Huffington Post, says: “Everyone around here has horses,” Kenley said. “And they all said the same thing. You should have shot him.”

I say: I have officially added “bestiality” to the list of tags on my blog. Win?

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